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You know I wouldn’t so this if I had any other choice, but…
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If I ever had to do porn for money, I would do the nastiest, dirtiest stuff out there, because then if someone I know finds out, they can’t tell anyone they’ve watched it.
Donna for the new BBC Sherlock.
I would watch the hell out of that. Make it happen please.
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For those wondering,
double triple - six patties
bossy - all beef
deluxe - with everything (lettuce, onions, tomato, etc)
on a raft - on toast
4x4 - 4 patty by 4 cheese, so (6x4) 24 patties and 24 slices of cheese
animal-style - cooked in mustard
extra shingles - extra toast
with a shimmy - jelly on the toast
and a squeeze - orange juice on the side
light axle grease - with butter
make it cry - extra onions
burn it - well done
let it swim - extra sauceYOU FORGOT THE PICKLES
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“Booty call” and “Butt Dial” literally mean the same thing, but have totally different meanings
Shia watching “Transformers: Dark of The Moon” (2011)
(yes, that is him sleeping on the floor in the last photo.)
LOL TEARS, it’s hilarious that this is happening
hogwarts frat boy voice: dude dude dude… leviBROsa
*all the gryffindors high five*
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writing a paper: too perfectionist to do a shitty job too exhausted to do a good job
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Chris Evans by Trunk Xu for Modern Weekly, 2015
Dear Trunk Xu, thank you. Special spot in heaven just for you.
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this changes everything oh my god
do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?
I drive for 45 minutes and im likea city over
I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”
#it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER
Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.
If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds
If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.
I can’t drive.
I will use this post to explain tumblr
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